As I stated in my list of 5 interesting facts about being a blogger when you leave readers for days, they tend to get worried. Or the start "un-liking" you on Facebook. Ouch.
So I would like you all to know I survived Vegas.
My diet/waist did not.
Unless half-yard daiquiris are a part of my diet, which, in that case, I did fabulously.
Ugh. I have no will power.
Okay so now that I've informed you I am alive and slightly worse for the wear, I want to share one story. I know I know What Happens in Vegas Stays in Vegas. But this story is just too good to keep to myself.
We were walking around one afternoon, checking out the sites after being at our bottomless mimosa buffet for 4 HOURS when we stopped in The Venetian to take a look at the strip from their balcony. Once up there we decided it was the perfect setting for a picture. My friend, who had just picked up a Squirt at the Walgreens placed it on the railing before settling in for the photo. I nearly bumped it and told him "I will knock that bottle over, be careful." But of course no one paid it any mind and it stayed right there. We found a person to take the photo and I took my place. I reached around to put my arm around my friends shoulder when, OF COURSE, I smacked the bottle off the balcony! My friend reached for it but it was too late. The mostly full bottle plummeted to ground. Unsuspecting people were SHOWERED in Squirt soda when the bottle burst open! Squeals were heard but I didn't look. As soon as that bottle slipped off the ledge I took off! I couldn't face it. They managed to wrangle me back in for a quick picture before we all ran away. Later that night while at a club I had not one, not two, but THREE drinks dropped right at my feet! My legs were covered in sticky, miscellaneous alcoholic beverages. Well that's what I get! I knew it was karmic retribution for what is now aptly dubbed "The Squirt Incident."
Oh Vegas, you never disappoint.
Okay, now, lets hear your story!
Tell me your funniest Vegas story in the comment section below (PG please).
The funniest story will win a special Vegas themed PRIZE!!